A conversation without An E

Do not say this word again: black. Pardon, what? Black! Pardon again? This world is BLACK. Oh! Now I know! This word is dictionary! That is not right! It is black! Is this dictionary black? No! This dictionary is not black! Look! It is brown! What I am saying is that don’t say “black” again. Look! This is going on to infinity! I am going away. No! Not until you do what I say. You do not know my birthday!