The Monster That I Saw

I saw this monster in my basement, and it looked very frightening. Its head was yellow and it hanged below his shoulders! He had five eyes-all that were black. He even had a huge eye that was black and brown on his body. You will not believe this, but he does not even have a nose.

His mouth was red, and it had seven pointy teeth. The monster was angry, and it had sharp, green horns. His body was huge! It also was shaped like a potato, and was white. His right arm was bended and it held a curved sword. His left arm was too, bended and it held a gun. Its legs were very wide and they were white. His feet were green and had brown, black, and purple spikes. It even had red, blue, and orange jet pack.

I am telling you, this is the scariest-and-last-monster I will ever see.

A conversation without An E

Do not say this word again: black. Pardon, what? Black! Pardon again? This world is BLACK. Oh! Now I know! This word is dictionary! That is not right! It is black! Is this dictionary black? No! This dictionary is not black! Look! It is brown! What I am saying is that don’t say “black” again. Look! This is going on to infinity! I am going away. No! Not until you do what I say. You do not know my birthday!