A Monkey in a Tree

Jake the Monkey was happily jumping around in the rainforest trees when he noticed that he was hungry. He knew that somewhere in the forest there was a magic banana that would make him not hungry. One, two, three, four, five bananas he ate. But he still was not full. Because he still wasn’t full, so he continued his eating until he ate the 9th banana. Then, he finally found the magic banana and ate it. I should have eaten that one first! He thought.

A Fierce Dragon Breathing Fire

One day a dragon was sitting in a shop corner and a person screamed because of it. Everybody was running away yelling “Run away! It’s a dragon!” They all got on an airplane and flew away except for a poor business man who got burned up because the air force was dropping bombs on the shop to get rid of the dragon. Unfortunately, nobody realized that the shop was a piñata shop and the dragon was a piñata so they wasted money on airplane tickets and bombs. Everyone is now hiding in Antarctica shivering from the cold just because of one little scream and one little misconception.

The Snail Story

A mad scientist has accidentally dropped a potion that makes you gigantic and evil. A nice and pretty snail ate it. Now it is big, strong, and plotting to destroy mankind! It crashes through buildings and romps through houses.*

“This is worse than World War II!” a reporter quotes. What will we do now!!?

*Miraculously nobody got hurt.